So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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