i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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