So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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