Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
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