butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize