whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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