Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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