In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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