just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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