If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
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