so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
Randomize
