yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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