What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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