I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I drank it, and now my boss keeps hitting me in the face with beams of light.
Tripping at your desk probably isn't the best plan you've had.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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