They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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