I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
he just fucked me for my cheese.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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