Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My butt remains clenched, sir.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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