At least make sure they are 18
Why
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Randomize
