Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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