im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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