Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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