i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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