When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
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