You know you have a problem when you walk into your bathroom find kettle one in your shower and a note you wrote yourself when drunk that says "panties at jared leto's" on your counter
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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