Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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