This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
Randomize
