i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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