OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Randomize