are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
We need to rekindle our bromance
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
i need some magic done to my vagina
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