Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Panties = found
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