I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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