Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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