Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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