You just made me feel so damn special
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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