Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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