Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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