Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
Randomize