Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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