I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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