so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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