going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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