Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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