I look better un-naked...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Randomize
