i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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