I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
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