I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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