Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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