So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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