absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Randomize
