I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
May the power of my ass compel you!!
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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