I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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