Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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