i don't want you to think of me as your TA
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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