piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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